AboutMe
FOR SOMEONE who loves to write, I always find it excruseatingly yawnable to replace the Lorem Ipsum with the descripsum.
So if you're looking for a wittyastic schpeel on my personality that inventorises incredibleh, blah stuff about myself - it's not going to happen!!!
I earnalism as a journalist based in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, speak Portuguese and dream in Portugenglish.
Write for MailOnline, The Sun, Daily Mirror and the Independent and run a small news agency Focus On News Ltd which partners with international news agency Caters.
Have written for IHS Jane's international specialist Defence and Security publications, The Times, Guardian and Express.
Correspond for the Religion News Service and occasionally for the Christian Science Monitor in the USA.
O bastante!
Apart from that solitary nod to Portuguese which means 'enough!' there's no way I'm translating this language mash-up!!